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Category Archives: childhood
As a generation cultivated to work mid-level white-collar managerial jobs in fluorescent highlighted office spaces, it’s no surprise we are fatter now than our parents were at this stage in the game. We drive to work, sit at a desk, … Continue reading
I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it. Been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise. Like a surgeon, cutting for the very first time. These songs and other choice Weird Al favorites are now immortalized in art. This … Continue reading
For your Monday internet break. . . Boy George at his finest. Lots of dancing his weight from side to side and braided dreads swinging to the beat. Such a clever dancer this one was. And a clever song writer. … Continue reading
Yes. It’s Friday, lest you forget. . . here’s your TGIF moment of the week. Just do it, you know you wanna hike up your pants and . . .
Sometimes you just need a little Betty White to get you through the week. . .
Groupon has identified a target market: You. Today only you can purchase your own piece of a Blockbuster aisle! Now that Blockbuster is closing up shop, apparently they had to sell off all that candy they had from the 90′s … Continue reading
Most of us, at some point in our formative years, somehow managed to learn all the words to The Fresh Prince theme song. While this won’t offer a mid-morning sing-along break, just go ahead and try not to feel like … Continue reading
When I was twelve, I thought 24 years of age was old and settled. I would have a car, a house, two children, a partner, a job, and I always imagined a grill in the backyard where we would all … Continue reading
Congratulations at being the best. Take pride in yourself. Feel special. Here, download your certificate now . While you’re at it, get a generic trophy too. You were on the team, just like everyone else. Thanks for being on the team.