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Tush Tuesday: So I don’t have to ask for my dressing on the side?
I don’t know about you, but I for one cannot remember the last time I went to a salad party and emphatically discussed fat-free dressing with my besties. Oh, how I long for the early nineties, when being female meant … Continue reading
Posted in Health, Tush Tuesday
Tagged 90s, cholesterol free, dressing, fat free, Generation X, Generation Y, kraft, Millennials, morris, nineties, phillip, power suits, Qwerty, salad, salads, shoulder pads, topsy tail, vests, women
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Music Monday: The Harlequin Romance of Rock and Roll
We’re all looking for the love of a life time, but few of us express it by growing so much hair, playing so many guitars, or walking around so bare-chested (must have been hot in the dark and foreboding house … Continue reading
Posted in Music Monday
Tagged 90s, Firehouse, Generation X, Generation Y, guitar, hair, hair rock, Millennials, power ballad, Qwerty, rock ballad
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TGIF: Whatever You Do, Don’t Dance Like Danny Tanner This Weekend
Rock a mullet, the guy could. Dance? Apparently not. Have a great weekend, and remember, whatever mistakes you may make this Friday and Saturday night (and Sunday, too? Sheesh!), don’t count Danny Tanner’s dance among them.
Posted in TGIF
Tagged Danny, danny tanner, friday and saturday night, Full, Generation X, Generation Y, House, Millennials, Qwerty, Tanner, weekend
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So what IS “qwerty” anyway?
For the purposes of this blog, qwerty refers to anyone who was a part of Generation X, Generation Y, or the Millennials, with a particular focus on those of us who grew up with the digital revolution but who were … Continue reading
Posted in Millennials, philosophizing
Tagged Alton Brown, Bill Nye, Brand, Facebook, Generation X, Generation Y, John Hughes, Loyalty, Millennials, Pop Tarts, Qwerty, Ryan Seacrest, Trends
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Music Monday: The Boss Still Rocks It
Bruce Springsteen kicks off a cleverly named tour next week. But this week he’s the keynote speaker of SXSW in Austin, Texas, where all things related to music, PBR, hipsters, maxi dresses, sleep deprivation, free vodka you’ve never heard of, … Continue reading
Americans are Fat and it’s All Tommy Lasorda’s Fault
After seeing this Slim Fast commercial in the early 90s and hearing Tommy Lasorda proclaim that a big ol’ plate of spaghetti could be a sensible dinner, the American collective ran with that idea and opened 18 kajillion Olive Gardens. … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Health, Tush Tuesday
Tagged 1980's, 1990s, Bad things, commercials, corporate crap, Diets, Fast Food, Generation X, Generation Y, How we eat, Millenials, Obesity, Olive Garden, Pasta, Qwerty, Slim Fast, Weight Loss
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Esteema: Why didn’t we have this drug last weekend?
Generation Qwerty medicates most anything, which is why we’re super excited about this new product that helps women have all the casual sex they want without any of the guilt. Merry Christmas Rick Santorum! You’ve got one more pro-female product … Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Health, Tush Tuesday
Tagged comedy, commericial, corporate crap, die, drugs, Esteema, funny, parody, pharmaceutical, sex
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RIP Ms. Berenstain
Everything I learned about right and wrong came from reading the Berenstain Bears books. It’s a sad day. Associated Press Jezebel TMZ
Posted in philosophizing
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Music Monday: Before “Muppet or Man”
Congrats to Muppet or Man on bringing home the Oscar for Best Original Song during last night’s Academy Awards! Not a bad number, but I still prefer songs from the Muppets’ earlier catalog like Rainbow Connection (which was nominated for … Continue reading
Posted in Music Monday
Tagged Generation X, Generation Y, Muppets, Oscars, Qwerty, Target
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